haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
