I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize