I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
handjob tips. give me some.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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