you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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