"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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