"it" just moved
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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