420 ftw
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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