now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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