Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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