so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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