Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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