when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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