I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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