Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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