susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just forgot I was standing up.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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