she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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