I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
organizing the empties. That sober.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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