Dude my mom stole all your condoms
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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