i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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