Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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