thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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