how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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