I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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