home. puking in laundry basket.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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