love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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