Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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