these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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