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My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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