Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Naked. naked and bneed help.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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