Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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