am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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