you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
