And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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