Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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