it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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