If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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