Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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