Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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