i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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