Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
He felt like a one man threesome
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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