no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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