its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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