Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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