can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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