so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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