Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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