dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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