no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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