...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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