i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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