is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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