Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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