Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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