All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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